Sunday, November 4, 2007

No pissing in the sink.


This, I was reminded at the show.

I got in trouble. I got in trouble a few times. I got in trouble for pissing from one urinal to the other when I was 8 years old. It was a long urinal. It was more like a trough. I pissed from one trough to the other, long ways. I don't remember how I got caught.

Catholic school is kinda like that.

Don't piss in funny places. Just do what they tell you and you'll be alright.

3 comments:

M C Ward said...

A boy called Kevin at my school used to piss over the top of cubicles onto unsuspecting defecators therein. He later lost a leg after suffering a particularly nasty rugby tackle.

I guess you're right, only piss where it's socially acceptable, unless you want to hop for the rest of your life.

M C Ward said...

Just to clarify my last comment, he had a leg amputated AFTER a nasty rugby tackle, he didn't actaully lose a leg IN the rugby tackle.

Anonymous said...

Well I'd much rather piss in the sink than sink in piss...

/L