Sunday, June 8, 2008

one step closer

during class, I took out my cell phone to confirm that the sound was off.

Lolita took notice.

"Hey Mr. Gringo Vasco, what's your number! We should chat! I'll send you a text!"

Not looking at her temptress eyes, I calmly respond, "that's innapropriate."

"Aw, come on, what's your number."

"Maybe when you're 18."

3 comments:

M C Ward said...

I've seen films about those Catholic school girls. I think "chat" is probably a euphemism.

M. le Prof d'Anglais said...

Sounds like you could end up possessing indecent images if she has a camera phone!

Well-lighted Shadows said...

dont do it my friend - if you want to get a lolita, dont do it in ur own backyard! But for my reading pleasure by all means go ahead.